May 2013
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homosaurus-winchester:
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
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[[MORE]]Bad feelings bad feelings, everything is giving me bad and lonely feelings. If dad ditches, how are my babies going to get by? I’d rather die than live with my mom after a divorce and how she would treat me, and what if by “clean slate” I overheard mom tell somebody he said over the phone means “no kids”. I’m technically an adult and this is messing with...
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CBS: *casts Lucy Liu to play character originally written as a white dude*
Brinydeep Catfishbits fans: how DARE they!!! this is a travesty! a mockery of the source material! a fundamental betrayal of the spirit of canon and the essence of the character! Arthur Conan Doyle would be spinning in his GRAVE!!!
Paramount: *casts Bassethound Cul-de-sac to play character originally written as desi*
Bumpersticker Cardigan fans: jeez, calm down everyone, it's just ACTING. i'm sure they just picked the most talented actor for the role! Benny is so talented he could play any role, and the franchise should be grateful to have him!
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Memory Written In Red: Let's do a little... →
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passionofthedauterive:
Family Guy
Rape jokes
Eating disorder jokes
Pedophilia jokes
Racist jokes
Molestation jokes
Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
Body positive
No rape jokes, ever.
No eating disorder jokes, ever.
No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really...
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Dumb idea #124
Thinking the bathroom has enough ventilation with that loud air sucky thing on while using a soldiering iron on plastic. Wrong :c.
Also dad came home yesterday, boo hiss pffft.
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Just a reminder
sexymonstersupercreep:
bogleech:
Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.
Love him the way he is!
Damn straight!
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saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
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cristobalite:
“Call of Duty is realistic and that’s why there aren’t any female characters!”
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[[MORE]]That really sucked and I really suck. I only saw two coworkers, and they greeted me in a genuinely happy way. I said hi and asked if they carried the gecko diet. Hailey said yes and asked me what I was planning to get and we chatted a little. I had bounced my ideas of what species I wanted while I worked there. That was nice to do that again. But then she told me “sorry”. Then...
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Thinking about going to the pet store today, but scared shitless that I am going to get pity :c. I want them to not forget about me, I’m going to be so sad if I never get to work there again.
Found a zoo med rock dish at the thrift store, and bought it even though I don’t plan on using it in my thing. Also found a CUTE little red tin mailbox and red tea tin with a circular opening....
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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I think this line's mostly filler: Today I am... →
raggedybearcat:
The NSW government is proposing that daycares ban unvaccinated children from being enrolled which I think is an AWESOME IDEA because it’s like boarding kennels but with far more fatal diseases.
Inevitably people who don’t vaccinate their children do not vaccinate their pets.
Therefore I have a…
YES. THIS.
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Nala howl! She very rarely does so without us provoking her with sounds of other basenjis and us howling too. She yodels and grunts and growls and mewls way more often.
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arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
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I like animals: I find it odd how in the US it's... →
urbanmongoose:
Here in the UK we are actively encouraged by wildlife groups to feed the wildlife in our gardens! I get that the US has some more dangerous wildlife such as bears and coyotes, but still.
Garden birds are the most commonly fed wildlife over here. In fact, without our help…
No one gets mad about feeding birds, except maybe for pigeons? But yeah, my grandma was stupid enough...
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Send me some numbers
Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
4. Drank?
5. Shoplifted?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
8. Show?
9. Movie?
10. Song?
11. Tumblr?
12. Singer/Band?
13. Memory?
14. Book?
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
What's your:
22. Age?
23. Sign?
24. Height?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
27. Religion?
28. Longest relationship?
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
32. Abortion?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
35. Love?
Do you:
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
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